Why the "F" can't I have fun all the time?

Question everything. Especially why the fun stops. This tee is for the friend who suggests shots on a Tuesday, replies “lol bet” to bad ideas, and has never once said “let’s call it a night.” Soft, durable, and loud enough to get you side-eyed at brunch, it’s the official uniform of people who treat “responsible” like a dare.

Why you’ll love it

• Ultra-soft cotton blend—built for chaos, comfy for naps

• Bold front print that reads: “why the fuck cant i have fun all the time”

• Unisex fit: size down for fitted, up for oversized

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you in the dryer

• Tagless neck (because scratchy tags kill vibes)